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Joke of the Day

"Do you guys dance in the shower too? Today I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)"

"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."

"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"

"How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes? He feinted. (Sorry)"

"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."

"Donald Trump and the /r/jokes mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"""Please! There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe."" -me in every social situation"

"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("

"So a beautiful girl I met was coming to my house.. But I was afraid of getting a boner, so I taped my dick to my leg. She shows up in a mini-skirt, smoking hot.. so I kicked her in the face."