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Joke of the Day

"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"

"I woke up with a horse's head in my bed. And straw. And the rest of the horse's body. And cows. And a tractor. And this is a barn, I guess."

"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"

"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""

"Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth? I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation."

"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B-shells."

"What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish"

"what will a small left boob will say to the big right boob we are not isomorphic :P"

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"