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Joke of the Day

"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"

"What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama? ""Can I have some 'change'?"""

"Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him."

"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."

"The titanic is all like... ""I nominate all my passengers for the ice bucket challenge"""

"I've got a friend whose nickname is 'shagger'. You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it."

"So my friend held up a can of coke... And asked, ""How do people snort this stuff?"""

"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"

"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2. Just 1.... Or 2...?"

"All-day Christmas music at work, day 4: Just Googled ""Candy cane prison shank"""