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Joke of the Day

"""I'm independent"" Said the Jamaican, showing me his initialised necklace."

"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."

"What did the Canadian Reddit user say? Ehhhhh lmao"

"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."

"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""

"My car and I have one thing in common... ...we're both broke as hell."

"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."

"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."

"Frog in a car A frog is driving a car when it breaks down. So what happens? It gets toad away."

"100 kiloPascals go into a Bar.........."