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Joke of the Day
"If you're a Mayan, I don't even know how you show your fucking face in 2013."
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"When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater. ""Don't be stupid,"" she said, ""your father's not home."""
"You had me at ""there's no security cameras."""
"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."
"Weight loss tip: Don't eat so much you fat piece of shit."
"Some people are flirting with my delete & block button."
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan."
"If a king farts... Is it considered a noble gas?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"
"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."