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Joke of the Day
"If you're a Mayan, I don't even know how you show your fucking face in 2013."
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"Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven..."
"What's the three toughest years of a bass player? Second grade."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"
"Two muffins are in a oven... the first muffin says, ""damn it's hot in here."", the second one says, ""holy crap a talking muffin!"""
"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"
"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
"People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing ""Happy Birthday"" at a restaurant for a stranger"
"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."