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Joke of the Day
"If you're a Mayan, I don't even know how you show your fucking face in 2013."
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"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America."
"PASSWORD EVER, USERNAME GREATEST *username/password must each contain at least one numeric character* PASSWORD 9EVER, USERNAME GREATEST6"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
"Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni."
"The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off... Greed-o shot first"
"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"
"I've decided to teach postcolonial theory instead of seventeenth-century poetry. Because, you know, easier Said than Donne."
"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."