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Joke of the Day

"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."

"I hit the gym today... Now the gym's filing for divorce and I'm loosing custody of my children"

"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"

"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."

"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."

"Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman? On the astronaughty step."

"""God is dead."" -Nietzsche ""God is Dad!"" -Jesus ""God IS, dude..."" -Stoners"