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Joke of the Day

"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."

"We should all be as confident as those tiny, always-shaking dogs that aren't afraid to bark at things 50 times their size."

"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"

"Apparently, saying ""Wow, you've grown since I last saw you"" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults."

"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."

"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."

"Going to an event tonight and wearing a tuxedo. A real tux, not one of those cheapo ones. Seriously, this thing is made with actual penguin."