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Joke of the Day
"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"
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"What's a pirates favorite type of thread? Yaaaaarn."
"My girlfriend has a twin I asked for a threesome once and amazingly she said yes! Not only was her twin better looking but he was an all round great guy as well"
"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"
"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"
"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."
"At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans."
"What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink? The ninja replies with ""Wata!"""
"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."