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Joke of the Day
"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"
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"Don't ""psh"" me, Coca Cola I just opened."
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."
"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"
"Smokers are humans too Just not for so long"
"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."
"My wife didn't believe me when I told her I'd built a car out of spaghetti, penne and tortellini... ......You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."
"So there was a stork carrying an old man.. ..and the old man turns to it and says: ""Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"""
"Fill out job applications in crayon... ...and if you don't get hired, just blame it on your color."
"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"