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Joke of the Day

"Does Hitler have a favorite number? Hitler: Nine."

"Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves."

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."

"My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth 15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke."

"55 in a 25 and let's just say I wasn't referring to my driving."

"A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller"

"What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity."

"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."

"Turned on TV and heard people talking about grinding, pumping & hole filling. Sadly, it was just CNN."