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Joke of the Day
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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"So we no longer say ""please"" and ""thanks"" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars."
"Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one."
"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."
"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"
"There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today"
"Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you."
"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"Knock, Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Let us out."
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"