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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a gay bar in Germany called Pole-Land. You know they'll invade the place."

"Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own"

"Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!"

"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."

"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."

"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."

"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."

"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"