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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a gay bar in Germany called Pole-Land. You know they'll invade the place."

"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"

"How do you know a stranger could be an engineer? Don't worry they'll tell you."

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."

"What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? A star-spangled banner"

"I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents."

"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."

"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"