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Joke of the Day

"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!"

"The name Pavlov Rings a bell"

"My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? The woman won't take a 2.5 inch floppy."

"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""

"My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then."

"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

"Why do butter substitutes have such a hard time? Because they're always being marginalized!"