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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their masters."
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"What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed? A hippo violation"
"My 7yo gave up a simple joke thats good enough 2 laugh at. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cause it was stuck on the chicken's foot!"
"If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? PHLEGMon"
"A baby seal walked into a club"
"ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said ""It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."" BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup."
"I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of a farmers tan."
"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"
"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."
"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"