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Joke of the Day
"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."
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"What kind of quack doctor prescribes an odd number of pills for OCD?!"
"What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American? ""Bitch don't kill my tribe."""
"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."
"I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost."
"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"
"How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !"
"What happens to garlic sauce over time? The sausages."
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"