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Joke of the Day

"The first time I stayed at my girlfriends' house, her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Shame, he's very attractive."

"What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day? He always came on time."

"So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said ""Pho Queue."""

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"

"What is the scientific term for the useless skin surrounding the vagina? A woman https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY"

"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"

"So a fisherman is having an argument with a stain on his shirt.. And the stain says ""I'm fish jizz, thank you."" And the fisherman replies ""No, you're whale-cum"""

"You know what the worlds best play on words is? Scrabble."

"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""