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Joke of the Day

"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."

"How to pass the Bechdel Test ""Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt."""

"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."

"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"

"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in"

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."