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Joke of the Day
"Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD"
Next Joke
"I met the girl of my dreams, but it turned out she was my cousin... Lesson learned: Don't flirt at family reunions"
"If your problem can't be solved by me saying ""that's messed up"" and nodding a lot, then you shouldn't come to me for help"
"Rapture's tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT"
"What do you call drunken cunnilingus? Lick'er."
"I blamed being late for work on Rush Hour... The next day I blamed it on Rush Hour 2 (Original credit goes to @murrman5 on twitter)"
"We're pretty competitive My brother and I sometimes laugh on how competitive we can be, but I laugh more!"
"Obama sure is waiting until the last minute to take everyone's guns."
"Stranger: nice to meet you Me: give it time"
"i don't think that was a chocolate chip."