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Joke of the Day
"Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD"
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"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."
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"So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? ""No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"""