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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame? It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame."

"How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake."

"Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns"

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"Windows - the only operating system that is compatible with all viruses."

"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"

"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"