12164
Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""
Next Joke
"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"
"Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding? Because it cantaloupe."
"All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of Chips!!!"
"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."
"Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up! He's Never Gonna Give You Up"
"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."
"My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me on the grounds that I'm an ""emotionally stunted, unfeeling, uncaring piece of shit"". I don't know how I feel about this."
"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."
"Knock Knock Its the Spanish inquisition"