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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"

"Colin Firth has a younger brother named Colin Thecond"

"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"

"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire"

"I put off things I don't want to do until tomorrow because a small part of me is like ""Well maybe I'll be dead by then"""

"I just found my old Nokia phone from 2003. It still has 87% battery life left."

"My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy."

"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"

"Jewish kid asks his Grandpa for money Grandson: Hey Grandpa, can I have 30 dollars? Jewish Grandpa: 20 dollars?? What do you need 10 dollars for?!"