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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."
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"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
"Cabin Fever... A man says to his wife, ""Can you tell me something that makes me angry and happy at the same time?"" She thinks about it and says, ""Sure. You got a bigger dick than your brother."""
"Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes."
"Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow-weenies."
"*runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*"
"I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it... Scrambled Eggs."
"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."
"What do you feed an autistic donkey? Ass burgers"
"I am sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive."