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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."
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"The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off."
"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."
"What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!"
"Dad keeps breaking into my phone, so I found a password he won't remember. My birthday."
"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"
"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."
"I'm really looking to re-capture my lost youth... ...my basement door doesn't lock properly"