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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it... Scrambled Eggs."
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"Your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat and she cleans her own butt."
"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."
"How does Mike Tyson get smarter? By taking a math gainer."
"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."
"What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts"
"Student: ""May I go to the toilet?"" Teacher: ""What for?"" Student: ""To open the Chamber of Secrets"""
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."
"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"
"Do teardrop facial tattoos prevent crying? If so, I'm getting a urine stream tattooed down my leg so I'll stop wetting the bed."