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Joke of the Day

"I always wanted to be Batman when I was younger. Not because of the money or the gadgets. I just hated my parents."

"When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? Carrot-eh"

"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."

"Most people's religion or faith has a switch which they can conveniently switch on and off whenever it suits them."

"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."

"I want to make a puzzle that says ""Get a job"" after its completed."

"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."

"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."

"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."

"Where do you buy a baby? Hole Foods."