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Joke of the Day

"I saw a woman breastfeeding her baby in the park one night and so... ...I decided to walk up to her and say, ""Excuse me. Your baby invited me to dinner, Ma'am."""

"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey"

"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"

"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"

"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."

"How does Porkins get into his star fighter? He has to wedge himself in."

"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."

"They're getting rid of all our Fossil Fuels to go 100% Electric?! Oil go Volt! No votes, really? No one gets this joke, I see."

"What did the /r/science mod say to the user? [removed]"

"I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward."