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Joke of the Day
"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"
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"Judge ""Why are you divorcing her?"" Me ""She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody."" J ""You get half her stuff."" *air guitar solo*"
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
"I'm a heavy sleeper. Also, a heavy awaker. Okay, I'm fat."
"How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt"
"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."
"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"""I'm in."" - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard"