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Joke of the Day
"They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real."
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"They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts."
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"You know Reddit, yall like school in the summertime... No class."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! And my wife has lost 200!"
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"
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