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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Two men are about to have a duel and Man #1 tells Man #2 to draw his blade! Well Man #2 takes out some charcoal and papyrus and begins to draw a picture of his sword."

"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"

"I am the best at avoiding competition."

"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."

"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"

"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""

"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"

"Me: You've got the same stupid duck face in every picture! Daffy: Erm... :|"

"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."

"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"