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Joke of the Day
"What is Antarctica's version of tinder called? Pick up a penguin"
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"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."
"""I like to get off on the right foot."" ""Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."""
"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to."
"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."
"Happy New Year! Welcome to 20!"
"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"
"My gay friend rolled a joint for me. Fruit roll-up."