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Joke of the Day
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"
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"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
"What has little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."
"Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there."
"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"
"How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light? Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it."
"My niece just yelled ""MY DINNER IS BETTER THAN YOUR DINNER"" so I looked over and she was eating doritos with a fork"
"Why did the termite got divorced? Because she ate the secretary."
"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"