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Joke of the Day

"It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines... They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"I HAVE A LITTLE MERMAID BAND-AID UNDER MY EYE CAUSE I'M IN A GANG NOW."

"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"

"What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants! "

"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"

"How's your Mom's cherry pie taste? Meh.. It's Oedipal"

"Me: How do Minions wear overalls? They don't even have shoulders Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage"

"I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out. Guess he's too ghoul for school."

"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""