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Joke of the Day

"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""

"A new rumor has surfaced that the next iPhone will feature an all-glass exterior. Because why should just the front be cracked?"

"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"

"I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy. All I said was, ""Hey, you're getting a little husky."""

"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."

"Light beer is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"If you're on the exercise bike in front of mine, I'm sorry, but we are spies, and I am frantically chasing you through the streets of Italy."

"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."