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Joke of the Day

"Me: How do Minions wear overalls? They don't even have shoulders Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage"

"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."

"Maybe wishes would come true if instead of throwing a penny in a fountain you threw something in that wasn't completely useless."

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"

"What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!"

"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"

"I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten."

"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"

"My favorite sex position I called wow Its when I flip your mom over."