126986

Joke of the Day

"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."

"Bond. Bail Bond."

"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."

"My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum"

"How do you know your sister's having her period? Your dad's dick tastes weird."

"I just used ""volumizing"" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same."

"I like when babies cry and you make the same noise as them, and they look at you like, ""Wow. That's annoying."" and you're like, ""I know."""

"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."