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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your sister's having her period? Your dad's dick tastes weird."
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"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."
"Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor."
"""It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"" Whatever. The point is, it was two people with contemporary American names."
"I used to wonder... ...why golf tournaments aren't called Stroke-Offs Then I turned 12."
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't meaa taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."
"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"
"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."
"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""