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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist! I have like 3 friends! And five of them are black."
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"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"
"What do you call a dog who digs for bones? A Bark-aeologist"
"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."
"I pulled my groin the other day.. .. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time."
"What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner? Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michael_j_fox_shaken_not_stirred.gif"
"Are you 9/11, Gurl? Cuz I would never forget you."
"Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever."