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Joke of the Day
"Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked."
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"I was thinking about how duckling is our word for little ducks... so I canceled my order for steamed dumplings."
"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"
"Using my son's raincoat as a hat so my hair doesn't get messed up. He's doing the cutest little shivers!"
"Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time."
"My ex-girlfriend was a slut. She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please."
"How many dead babies do you need to turn on the light? More than 20, because my basement is still dark."
"What do you call two lesbian Indians (native americans) in a canoe? Fur Traders"
"Don't call it traditional marriage if it doesn't improve relations with neighboring fiefdoms"
"Why does the hipster make crappy coffee? The beans are always under-ground."