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Joke of the Day
"I saw Jesus going to the bathroom today. Holy shit."
Next Joke
"Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""
"Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4"
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."
"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."
"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"
"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."