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Joke of the Day
"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."
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"Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up."
"Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either."
"The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby"
"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."
"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."
"How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris."
"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."
"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."