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Joke of the Day
"Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills."
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"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."
"I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today Stupid capital punishment"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."
"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."
"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"
"What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams"
"My penis is as long as the line from Q to P Unfortunately the queue to pee outside the restroom isnt long :("
"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."
"Sometimes relationships last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them."