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Joke of the Day

"How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris."

"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."

"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"

"I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn't know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating"

"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"

"I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"

"I don't mind hopping on the bandwagon every once in a while, but seriously, it's 2010. Buy a fucking car already."

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."

"What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla."