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Joke of the Day
"How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !"
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"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."
"Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world."
"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"
"What does an asshole and a nine volt battery have in common You know it's a bad idea but your tongue is going to touch it"
"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"
"I asked my friend about their new glass dildo Apparently it's a pane in the ass"
"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just shoot the room for being dark."
"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."