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Joke of the Day
"""She is not fine."" ~Sun Tzu"
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"A feminist is seen bathing on the beach Oh wait, just a beached whale"
"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"
"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."
"Parent Tip: don't tell your child ""I'm waiting, I can wait all day if I have to"" unless you've actually cleared your schedule for the day."
"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"
"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"
"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"
"What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a Lentil on my face."
"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."