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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!"
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"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."
"Mom mom are farts heavy? ""no, son""... ""oh I guess I shit myself then"""
"The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling ""woo hoo"", but after that my schedule is wide open"
"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."
"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age."
"I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous."
"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"
"What do you call it when flu season comes early? Premature inoculation."