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Joke of the Day

"The man who invented distorted mirrors has died. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."

"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"

"So many fun things to say.....too many relatives on Facebook to post!!"

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."

"What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!"

"Tip: If your parents are always criticizing you,,, ask them if the problem is bad genes or bad parenting."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."