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Joke of the Day
"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."
Next Joke
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"Did you hear about the midget, fortune teller who was wanted by the police? It was a small medium at large."
"Welcome to the homonym restaurant, where all the food sounds good, but it isn't."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in months... We're not having any problems, I just don't want to interrupt her."
"Can you believe they're still together after all that crap?!? (Who?) MY BUTTCHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"
"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume..."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"" I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on"
"What do you call a man that brews beer? A Hebrew."