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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the owner of Frigidaire? A refrigerator magnate"
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"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""
"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."
"*explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin"
"""No way."" -Jose"
"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"
"Americans are getting stronger Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells ""Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!"" Someone else yells ""Call 911!"" The blonde yells back ""What's the number?"""
"I'm returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful. ""Sir, that's a loofah."" Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it."
"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."