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Joke of the Day

"Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?"

"How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends? ""Meet Patty"""

"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."

"A college grad offers her boss sex for a raise j/k she doesn't have a job."

"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"

"What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car? Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen"

"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."

"Why can't Monday get a girlfriend? Because it always comes to fast"

"Me: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your house! Olive Garden server: Please stop! I'll bring more cheese to grate!"

"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"