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Joke of the Day

"Lot's Wife We've all heard the story. No one can blame her if she felt any resentment. Some say, after all these years, she's still pretty salty about it."

"No one ever smells their finger because it smells good."

"You're right, vegetarian. Meat IS murder. ...and I'm sure no bunnies, squirrels or mice died during the harvesting of your garden salad."

"Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!"

"When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it."

"What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"They opened a Tempura Shelter in my town It's for lightly battered women"

"The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping."

"Who died and left the US in charge? Hitler."

"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"