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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."
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"Me trying to impress a girl Girl: I'm Into horror movies Me: My dad's a serial killer"
"I overheard a super skinny girl say that she sometimes forgets to eat. So naturally I licked her face to see if it was contagious"
"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end"
"What is the most popular candy in Rwanda? Tutsi roll"
"My cat's staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she's mulling over past social situations she wishes she'd handled better."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"
"Don't get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos."
"Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse? Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ""Watch where you're going!"" exclaims the woman. ""Sorry, I'm dyslexic and I thought this was a bar, can I get you a drink?"""