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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."
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"Q. How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? A. Because they look at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."
"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."
"Thousands of religions and you're damned if you choose incorrectly? There must be people in Hell asking,""So! What religion are you in for?"""
"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't use a computer."
"How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater? With a tuna."
"Can you identify yourself!! Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"When rapping in my car, I hold my phone to my ear so passersby think I'm on an intense business call."
"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."