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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"
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"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."
"A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark."
"terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth"
"I remember the last thing my grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. ""I'm going to kick this bucket"""
"When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I'm like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot."
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."
"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."
"20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*"