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Joke of the Day

"""He sure seems like a nice young man"" is Grandma-speak for ""I'd totally hit that."""

"Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet? Because he can see the D"

"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."

"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."

"I need shocking, offensive, and disgusting jokes. I'm going back to school in a few days, so I need some fucked up jokes. Reddit Community give me your best."

"Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat."

"I came last in a karate competition yesterday I was kicking myself!"

"I found out today that if I just let go of the steering wheel, my car will drive itself. The catch is: my car is a terrible driver."

"I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. They were fucking in tents."

"Why do White Supremists call this month ""The Holocaust""? Because it's just another Jew Lie (The Holocaust is real and this is just a joke)"